badevents

 did some illegal stuff with some people
 rolled a 1
 fell into a hole
 bit their tongue
 set themselves on fire
 ate a poisonous fruit
 lost their mind
 died, temporarily
 was caught in a terrible snowstorm
 EXPLODED, somewhat
 got knifed in a dark alley
 saw an episode of Ally McBeal
 got turned INSIDE OUT, practically
 ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn
 has fallen ill with the black plague
 was struck by lightning
 was attacked by a rabid cow
 was attacked by a rabid wolverine
 was set on fire
 was decapitated, temporarily..
 was tipped by a cow
 was bucked from a horse
 was sat on by a giant
 ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi
 got harassed by peer
 got lost in the woods
 misplaced his map
 broke his compass
 lost his glasses
 walked face-first into a tree
 did web development
 ran out of booze
 wanted to see what was at the bottom of the snake pit
 went to a festival
 found out that his turban was dirty